Friday, July 20, 2007

Bruises That I Earned

make me happy.

The other day, at work, I walked into some sort of protruding metal hook and gave myself a dandy of a bruise right in the soft, fatty tissue of my thigh. Although smaller then the bruise pictured above I find it much more hideous.

You see, I earned the bruise above. I chose to get on that bull in LA and I instructed the operator to make it go hard and fast. It's like a Trophy Bruise!

The new bruise has nothing to offer me or remind of, except...'Watch where you're going!' Thanks.

Hence, we shall focus on the Trophy Bruise, and please enjoy the video below to see how it all went down...

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