Monday, December 5, 2011

Sweeping The Room With A Glance

makes me happy.

I've been sick. Which really, when you're a mom, means nothing except your house may begin to look like this.

Especially if your child is sick too. Which she has been. Which sucks so much. And which has also meant hours spent traveling to, waiting for, and visiting the doctor. With no solid naps, of course.

All more reasons why the house begins to look like this.

Am I worried about it? No.

Will the mess still be there tomorrow? Maybe.

Does my husband still want to get with me? Absolutely.

As Joan Rivers so eloquently put it...

No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."

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